“Harry Potter has to go into the lake and find his Wheezy —-”
“Find my what?”
“—- and take his Wheezy back from the merpeople!”
“What’s a Wheezy?”
“Your Wheezy, sir, your Wheezy - Wheezy who is giving Dobby his sweater!”
“What?” Harry gasped. “They’ve got… they’ve got Ron?”
“The thing Harry Potter will miss most, sir!”
Things getting an abortion does not make you:
- A slut
- A whore
- A murderer
- A sinner
- A baby hater
Things getting an abortion does make you:
- Not pregnant
Austin Carliles speech before playing The Depths
❝ Why is he trying to goad me into giving up?
Does he want me to fail?
part of me wants to be seven and careless.
part of me wants to be back in your bed.
part of me wants to be forty and settled.
part of me wants to be dead.
#like you don’t understand #if we never see that fucking amulet again i’m going to have nightmares for the rest of my life #in twenty years i’ll sit down to talk to my therapist about my failing marriage #and they’ll ask me why i’m so afraid of commitment and i’ll tell them about how commitment doesn’t exist #and they’ll say ‘how can you know for sure’ #and i’ll start bawling and scream ‘BECAUSE THE SAMULET STAYED IN THE TRASH’ #and then later after i’ve burned the building to the ground in a fit of rage and the police are shoving me in the back of the cruiser #and just sniff and whisper ‘no no. sam picked it up. i know he did. he’s keeping it. keeping it secret. keeping it safe.’ #and then the arresting officer will whip around and look me right in my eyeballs and breath ‘Supernatural?’ #and my eyes ‘ll get real real wide #and together we’ll go on a mass murdering spree #and that is why the samulet should come back. thank you for your time.
Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.
Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award
Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.
Leonardo DiCaprio Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Never Wins An Award
no. not okay
you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it
would you like a better deal on your car insurance
oh baby lower my rates
I don’t care if this fits my blog or not, they are so cute! ^^
Idk but everytime I see this I have to reblog it… It’s just soo cute.
I reblog everytime…so cute :)
I love this ugh
- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad